Folks, it wasn't easy getting up this mourning and it wasnt' because of the 9 Schlitz I had at Wild Wings last night. My Tygers got killed on Saturday. It hurts. But it hurts diffirint. How does it hurt diffrint you say: I will tell you.
I wont you to close you're eyes and imagine this: What if Clemson had won by six TD's on Saturday? Now you may say, "Mackey, if I close my eyes how can I read the rest of the sentence?" And I will say "OK, memorise the whole thing first, then clothes your eyes and imagine it."
Feels good doesnt' it? Winning by 42 points always does. If Kin Hatfield had one by 42 points, it wood have been a very calm and low key celebrashun. But if Dabo had won by 42 points on Saturday, it would have been a huge party. We would have been happy and drinking in the parking lots at Chaple Hill and we could have used generators in any lot we wanted since they allow generators up there.
Thats' what is diffrint people. The up side. We may have lost but if we had won, it wood have been awe some, and sooner or later that will happen and it will be a fun win. If we fire Dabo now, that is what we will. Be missing out on. I want a coach that nose how to celebrate hard and thats what we have now. Hang in their.
Mackey, as eye replayed own you're Fryday post becaws I couldn't wait unitl two days blog. I was whenning at zornhole until my partner blue the leed. Eye don't thank my generator was hooked up write and now I no it wasn't. Where can eye find a great zornhole partner to help me when these close wons?
ReplyDeleteOh ywah, how'd my tygers dew this past weekend?
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Mr. Mackey, I logged-off/logged in today hoping for your wonderful words of wisdom that drip like a white stream of beauty from the corners of your mouth.
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I can't tell you how bad I'm feeling right now. I'm lower than Britney Spears' cans will be when she hits 35. That low. The only way I could be lower is if I crawled inside Ray Liota's colon and he crapped me out into a hole.
I need to hear something good about where we are headed.
I don't want to be Ray Liota's excrement. I'm not going there again. I promised myself never, ever again.
One idea I had for the Maryland game, and tell me if you think this is stupid, is to put Kyle Parker at running back for the first half of the game so he can see how the defense is operating. It's a little unorthodox, like having sex with your cousin, but it's worked for me in the past so I don't see how this could be any different.
On a side note, do you know if it is legal in south carolina to get an abortion for babies conceived through incest?
Thanks!
@Bob Inglis - Thanks for the kind words. Finding a good kornhole partner is kinda like finding a good F buddy. You need a lot of patients, ruffies, and duck tape.
ReplyDelete@Mop - Thanks for the kind words. You are a funny guy. Names are good.
ReplyDelete@ Oswald - Thanks for the kind words. That is not stupid. Any thing is fare game at this point, and you wont know until you try it. I will pass yore suggestion to the AD where I know a lot of people.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Not tecknickly leagle, but there is a little place in Manning that will do it for $350.
As yew no eye build zornhole boards and sail them on the side. I maid this won in honour of the game.....
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If your name was Snackey, it would make me hungry.
ReplyDeleteDeer Mackie, eye'm knot sure if yew have any say so but eye posted this in lunge and it got zapped
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Its a board I design for KP. He'll never miss
Can eye take over this blawg four yew?
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