Folks, I have herd some storys about the game on Saturday. I think we won, I am not sure. I herd we played well. Thats good because winning is good. However, for once I dont' care about the game.
So then you say 'Mackey why dont' you care': And I will tell you why....CJ F'ing Spiller was in town. Not flying thru the airport. Not playing the Falcons of Atlanta. No, he was in town...clemson. Close enough for me to have drugged him, put him in my trunk, and takin him home to the special CJ cell that is behind some loose cinderblocks in my basement if I had wonted to. So if you are wandering, 'why didnt' you do that then'?; its' simple....Rejjy Merryweather is currently in there so their is no room. I will give an update on Rejjy in a future blog.
So hear is what I did do. I got to Clemson early and went in a portajahn and took care of busness using a bufflo bills media guide and some hair sampuls I had collected from the locker room drain over the yeers. thin I did not wash my hand. thin I went to tigerwalk....it was pretty crowded so I pushed in front of some little kids so CJ wood see me. When he came by, I jumped in front of him and gave him a big messy high five. I half to admit, the pepper spray and taisurs reely hurt, but it was worth it. Because when CJ went home that day, I new he had a little bit of mackey on him. ALL IN.
Mackey, glad you're back!! I figered you was busy with all the Heisman hpye around CJ this past week. Eye messed you!! Saturday I felt like a 32 yr old cougar at a private showing of the next Twilight movie when CJ took the field. Eye'm so excited he won Saturday!
ReplyDeleteGood to see you Maxey, remember to eat Subway.
ReplyDeleteSchweet blawg Mackey. I betchu ain't gonna bathe for a month or too.
ReplyDeleteMackey, you should have fed Merryweather to Dan Scott and then there would have been room for Cee Jay!!!
ReplyDeleteDid I mention ConservativeAlex is a douche?
ReplyDeletehay mackey whi did'nt yew cawl me whin you wuz gowin to take car of bisnis in teh portojon did you have to pewp or somthin i mene that wuld have ben okaye i do'nt mind if yew do that
ReplyDeletedid you see me in there?
ReplyDeleteMackey.
ReplyDeleteTouch CJ, and I will surgically remove your balls with a rusty spoon. Such a rare bird is too precious to foul with the hands of man. No man should dare to reach deep into that dark muddy nest to molest such a rare animal.