Hey Mackey! I've followed your blag for several years cause I'm totes gay fur Clemson football. Seriously. I'm not joking. If I could, I'd prison-rape Clemson football so hard it would make Oz turn its face away in shame. What I'm trying to say is that I go to every football game hoping it drops the soap so I can sneak up behind it and cornhole that sucker while I put a rag in its mouth so nobody can hear it scream.
But I digest...
Following the Auburn game, I realized that we didn't play anybody. I think this is huge mistake. Teams that take a week off clearly DON'T WANT IT HARD ENOUGH. Can you tell Terri Dawn the next time you guys have a slumber party not to SLACK OFF.
Unless he's taking his slacks off. Which, in that case, cornhole him.
Oswald, thanks for the kind words. Ive' had that feeling myself too, except it was about a former Clemson golfer who now play on PGA tour. Probably coulda too, but things changed. I agree on buy weeks---they are for the week only, and we shuld refuse them.
Mackey, You do a great job of covering Clemson athletics, but I do see one glaring hole in your coverage. Not once in all the time I have followed your magnificent prose have you ever addressed what happens when a player needs to poop during a game? How is this handled? Is there a coach that is responsible for this contingency? Do we dedicate any time to this at practice so our players are prepared for this if and when it happens? Keep up the great work!
Chewbacca, thanks for the kind words. Man, when you sed "glaring hole" it started making me think back to my old Clemson golf buddy who now plays on the PGA. Looks like there is. A theam today. As for poop I dont' know but I will find out. We will have to play the game on Saturday to know how poop is handeld.
Long time reader, first time mailbagger. 1st of all, I would like you to know how much I aperecate how much u do for Clempson. Sirrisuly, i will give you a beej if you ask for it, i appreciate ur work that much.
Do u think Barker wants to git rid of football so we can make top 20? I think if u wernt here to call out the adminstetion Barker would shut down football and basketball and tern this proud univrsity into a skool full of kids who dont play hard.
T-Bone, thanks for the kind words and offur...if I am evar in Summtur, it is on.
From my inside sorces, I have hurd that Barker basically wants to make T. Ed Garrison arena our onlee sports facility, with a worlde class rodeo team. He wonts to turn Death Vallee into a giant openair farmers' market, and plans to make littlejon into more honors college howsing. Theres' more, but I will cover that later this weak.
Mackey, you do a great job with this blog but I want to ask you a non football baseball question if that's ok with you on your blog?
What did you t hink about the atlanta braves performence against san fran last night in the baseball playoffs? I thought it was terrible and that the umpires were worst than ACC officials! How about you.
Clem, thanks for the kind words usually I dont' talk pro sports but I will since Jeff Francoeur is one of my favrite Clemson football players and he was also a goode Brave.
As Ben Tillman once tolde me, "Son if you ain't pitchin youre' catchin". Ive' never forgotten that and I think Leo Mazzone should stop rocking so much its' distracting.
Hey yo dude, do you know if Dabo has a bathroom in his office where he takes a dump, or does he go back to the house when he's taking the Browns to the Super Bowl?
Bob Inglis thanks for the kind words. I don't know if we can win. We may win. We may not. We need to keep playi'n level though in retro speck. Also if you wont us to win dont' use generators in lots where you cant' use generators.
Think yew four replaying with the quickness Mickey. Eye thank your write, wii may when wii may knot when butt Imma powr my telavishun know matter whut lot Im inn because I can't aford tickets sense eye'm knot a reel fan.
Hey Mackey! I've followed your blag for several years cause I'm totes gay fur Clemson football. Seriously. I'm not joking. If I could, I'd prison-rape Clemson football so hard it would make Oz turn its face away in shame. What I'm trying to say is that I go to every football game hoping it drops the soap so I can sneak up behind it and cornhole that sucker while I put a rag in its mouth so nobody can hear it scream.
ReplyDeleteBut I digest...
Following the Auburn game, I realized that we didn't play anybody. I think this is huge mistake. Teams that take a week off clearly DON'T WANT IT HARD ENOUGH. Can you tell Terri Dawn the next time you guys have a slumber party not to SLACK OFF.
Unless he's taking his slacks off. Which, in that case, cornhole him.
btw...i'm not joking. i wanna be in it like a proctologist.
ReplyDeleteOswald, thanks for the kind words. Ive' had that feeling myself too, except it was about a former Clemson golfer who now play on PGA tour. Probably coulda too, but things changed. I agree on buy weeks---they are for the week only, and we shuld refuse them.
ReplyDeleteMackey,
ReplyDeleteYou do a great job of covering Clemson athletics, but I do see one glaring hole in your coverage. Not once in all the time I have followed your magnificent prose have you ever addressed what happens when a player needs to poop during a game? How is this handled? Is there a coach that is responsible for this contingency? Do we dedicate any time to this at practice so our players are prepared for this if and when it happens? Keep up the great work!
Chewbacca, thanks for the kind words. Man, when you sed "glaring hole" it started making me think back to my old Clemson golf buddy who now plays on the PGA. Looks like there is. A theam today. As for poop I dont' know but I will find out. We will have to play the game on Saturday to know how poop is handeld.
ReplyDeleteMackey,
ReplyDeleteLong time reader, first time mailbagger. 1st of all, I would like you to know how much I aperecate how much u do for Clempson. Sirrisuly, i will give you a beej if you ask for it, i appreciate ur work that much.
Do u think Barker wants to git rid of football so we can make top 20? I think if u wernt here to call out the adminstetion Barker would shut down football and basketball and tern this proud univrsity into a skool full of kids who dont play hard.
Thanks again (the offer is still on the table).
T-Bob, Sumter, SC
T-Bone, thanks for the kind words and offur...if I am evar in Summtur, it is on.
ReplyDeleteFrom my inside sorces, I have hurd that Barker basically wants to make T. Ed Garrison arena our onlee sports facility, with a worlde class rodeo team. He wonts to turn Death Vallee into a giant openair farmers' market, and plans to make littlejon into more honors college howsing. Theres' more, but I will cover that later this weak.
Mackey, you do a great job with this blog but I want to ask you a non football baseball question if that's ok with you on your blog?
ReplyDeleteWhat did you t hink about the atlanta braves performence against san fran last night in the baseball playoffs? I thought it was terrible and that the umpires were worst than ACC officials! How about you.
Thankss.!
Clete
Clem, thanks for the kind words usually I dont' talk pro sports but I will since Jeff Francoeur is one of my favrite Clemson football players and he was also a goode Brave.
ReplyDeleteAs Ben Tillman once tolde me, "Son if you ain't pitchin youre' catchin". Ive' never forgotten that and I think Leo Mazzone should stop rocking so much its' distracting.
Hey yo dude, do you know if Dabo has a bathroom in his office where he takes a dump, or does he go back to the house when he's taking the Browns to the Super Bowl?
ReplyDeleteLes thanks for the kind words. Dabo has a toilet at his office. Dabo has a toilet at his house. I have pooped on both....a lot.
ReplyDeleteMackey, eye luv you're blawg, et's gotta bee the won of the best wons eye've evar red. Can Klempson when they're devisshun this year?
ReplyDeleteBob Inglis thanks for the kind words. I don't know if we can win. We may win. We may not. We need to keep playi'n level though in retro speck. Also if you wont us to win dont' use generators in lots where you cant' use generators.
ReplyDeleteThink yew four replaying with the quickness Mickey. Eye thank your write, wii may when wii may knot when butt Imma powr my telavishun know matter whut lot Im inn because I can't aford tickets sense eye'm knot a reel fan.
ReplyDeleteDamet MACKEY!!! Wut happened this weakind? Eye just knew I had it en the bag butt my kornhole partner blue the leed and we lost. I hate loosing!
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